I'm Speechless.

Thanks to William Shatner, the Unintentional Comedy Scale has been redefined again. After an enthusiastic recommendation from Jeff, I decided to check out Shatner's new gameshow, "Show Me the Money." In it, the contestants answer easy questions for big money, and find out how much they win from 13 women who look like extras from Chicago. Every two or three minutes, the women dance, and Shatner dances with them. Don't look directly at him - I'm about 97% sure that it will cause blindness if you do...

ABC is touting the show as "Shat-rageous!" and "Shat-tastic!". All I know is I almost shat my pants after watching a few minutes of it.

Wow...