Arrrgh!

Today is a very special day in the Nateblogg - National Talk Like a Pirate Day. The Nateblogg loves pirates - they are the grace note of grace notes, never particularly useful but always welcome and amusing (See Dodgeball - you'll know what I mean). Pirates are like ice cream - who could be against either one? Therefore, in observance of Talk Like a Pirate day, I submit the following as my brand new "pirate joke", courtesy of Eric Vogler:

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The bartender looks over at him and sees that he has a steering wheel coming out of his pants. Since the pirate seemed to want to keep to himself, the bartender initially kept his distance, but his curiosity got the better of him, and he strolled over to the pirate.

He asked the pirate, "Can I get you anything to drink?"

The pirate sat still, staring off into space. After a few awkward seconds, the bartender put the question to him...

"Do you know that you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate turned, squinted at the bartender with his one good eye, and gruffly answered...

"Arrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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