Stuff that happened in the Last Episode of Walker, Texas Ranger

1) Walker is getting married to the hot blond DA, but before the wedding, she is abducted by a Mexican drug dealer. Walker defies the Wet Blanket FBI Agent and rides a horse down to the drug dealer's house in Mexico (aptly called the "Casa Diablo"), and kicks about 50 asses before the final showdown with the drug dealer. The drug dealer throws a knife at him, which he catches and then throws back into the drug dealer's chest.

2) Walker and Hot Blond DA get married in a ceremony where a grinning Mark Cuban is one of his groomsman, an Indian named White Eagle gives a blessing, and the officiant is Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days.

3) After the wedding (that must have cost $1,000,000), Walker and Hot Blond DA Wife get on a plane to Paris, where they meet up with an assassin who kills the pilots and depressurizes the cabin. Walker kicks the ass of the assassin, then proceeds to fly a 747 with damaged hydraulics through a billboard (the special effects were terrific, by the way), then land it safely in Savannah, Georgia.

4) The episode ended with Walker and his Hot Blond DA wife in Paris, having an innuendo-filled conversation, then closing the door to their hotel balcony...

By the way, in the years since Walker ended, Chuck Norris has taken up right-wing political commentary as a hobby, and has even guest-hosted on the Fox News Channel. Honestly, is there anything the man can't do?


At 11:32 AM, Blogger jAr said...

Honestly? No. There is nothing he can't do.

Chuck Norris invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


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