Chuck.

Jeff left me two messages today. He is doing a Pharmacy rotation at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, and apparently, Chuck Norris came by to visit the burn unit.

That's right - Chuck Norris. I obviously can't go through a day where one of my friends personally saw Chuck Norris and not talk about it. Here's what Jeff had to say about Chuck Norris:

1) Chuck's wife is about three inches taller than Chuck is.

2) Chuck is a fine-looking man.

That's all I've got. Remember, when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet - Water gets Chuck Norris.